A week or so ago I posted a comment on Tif's site - she had been complaining about the less than clear instructions in Rowan's knitting patterns and I mentioned an unwearable coat that I had made in the 1980s inspired by a Kaffe Fasset photo.
Since then I have had a large number of emails requesting a photo - so I dug out my poor stored moth tempting coat and took a few snaps.
After my Dad and Euan, Kaffe Fasset has been the most influential man in my life . . .At school I was completely hopeless at any kind of needlework - I laboured and laboured at gingham pinnies and shoebags, pinning, tacking, sewing, seam-ripping, pinning . . .and so on. While girls around me made elaborate gored skirts and boned bodices I trapped my fingers in the sewing machine and bled on the bias binding. It took me an entire year to cross stich a placemat.
Knitting was just as bad - my poor knitted teddy was obviously ahead of its time, "bearing" a distinct resemblance to the scruffier alien softies in Japanese craft books.
My mother despaired - we did a lot of crafting at home but apart from finger mice and elaborate glued peg dolls I was pretty rubbish.
Then in 1985 Mum brought back Kaffe Fasset's Glorious Knitting back from the library. I can still remember the smell of the newly minted book and it still
makes my heart skip.
Here was a book where accuracy mattered less than just getting on and doing it, where anyone could knit, where it was all about colour.
I began my first jumper that evening - a stripey batwing - and finished it by the weekend. It was about an inch thick with trailing wool and I'm not sure I wore it much as the arms were a bit stiff, but I was hooked and spent the next 5 years acquiring wool from a nearby mill and knitting ridiculously complicated garments.
This coat was based on - well copied from would be more accurate - a photograph in another Kaffe fasset book, possibly Glorious Inspirations, though mine is blue and the original was red.
In theory I love it but now I look like a prize fighter in it - the sleeves are too puffy at the top.
Actually now that I have gone to the bother of unearthing it I may take it to pieces and see if I can alter the sleeve caps to something a bit more flattering. Then it will merely look pretentious.
Now I am actually a pretty good knitter technically - I had a job as a museum caretaker for a few summers during University days and I had to amble round the museum making sure that no-one was vandalising the stuffed seagulls. I wore cardigans with large pockets and invested in circular needles knitting as I walked, it was very therapeutic, I had no boss on site and I learned to do elaborate cabling and fair isle with the ends properly tied in. Don't mention this to East Lothian Council.
But I have not knitted in years - I did fantastical Oilily coloured jumpsuits in cottons for the girls when they were small and baby hats were churned out by the dozen for friend's children but somehow knitting for myself was put aside.
We are going to Parisnext week (9 hours on a train) and I am over at my Mum's house (home of my wool cone collection) on Wednesday - I can feel a jumper coming on.